I’m not shaped like anyone else in my family. My Gran who frequently made me dresses when I was younger often lamented this while trying to dart a dress for the fourth time. Yanking the material this way and that she would snap “Why can’t you be a cylinder like your mother?”
Please note my mother is a shapely cylinder. You’re welcome Mom.
Anyway so when I turned sixteen and started filling up bra cups, my mother was at a loss for where I got this figure from. Finally we found the culprit- Great Grandma Kay.
Now being a respectful and polite sixteen year old, I decided I needed to thank her for her generous gift of hourglass shape genes so I penned the following card.
Dear Grandma Kay,
Thank you very much for the breasts. I really like them. They look very nice in my sweaters.
For some reason my mother deemed this card wildly inappropriate and I wasn’t allowed to send it to my 84 year old Great Grandmother. I don’t know why, I always thought it was important to thank people for everything.
It pleases me that you’re blogging – continue to do so. And I will continue reading!
She MIT have been slightly confused by such a thank you note, but she undoubtedly would have loved it. She certainly loved her own breasts :).