NEWSFLASH ! The Great Unwashed is No Longer About Weird, Funny Incidents But About Talking Smack About Diana

I’ve been writing for almost a decade now, and it’s only been through much encouragement from various family and friends that I was finally able to leap that last hurdle and start a blog online. As opposed to starting a blog offline, which is normally called a journal. Anyway, so last night I telephoned my sister to tell her that I had started a blog, was immensely excited and that I was releasing it to our friends and family in four days. To which she replied “That’s great! Although I’m going to have to be honest, I don’t think I’m going to read it. I’m with Granddad, your writing is a little too weird for me.”

Thus I have an announcement to make, this was going to be a blog about my daily life and anything funny I could come up with but seeing as Diana has told me that she isn’t going to read it, I’m going to change the focus to “A blog that talks smack about Diana”.

So here we go. You’ll have to forgive me, I’m new at this smack talking thing.

Diana has a lot of brown hair, much like the brown bears that live in B.C. She also sleeps a lot, kind of like a hibernating bear. And she says that she never knows what’s going on much like hibernating bears  who are terrible at replying to invitations or emails in the winter. She also hates chicken and enjoys eating fish, but doesn’t know how to cook it just like brown bears, who just eat fish raw from streams.

Or possibly, this blog will just be about random things, because when push comes to shove, I’m really not very good at the whole “smack talking” thing, in fact the above paragraph makes very little sense. But I’m pretty sure that Diana will read my blog now just to make sure I don’t compare her to woodland creatures.

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